Cathy Hayes, 49, and her brother-in-law Donald, 61, were the victims of a bison attack this week while visiting Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. Cathy, a Utah school teacher, captured the vicious hate crime on video.

Take a look:

According to Cathy, her brother-in-law, a California native, had never seen a bison and was eager to get a closer look at the animal as it walked across a parking lot. Cathy claims a second group of tourists threw something at the massive beast, sending it into a rage.

I could hear him over me stomping and snorting and I just knew. I knew at that second that was it. You know, I thought, “This is going to be my last moment. It’s going to be in Yellowstone Park getting tromped by a buffalo.

Cathy survived the attack with large bruises and cuts. Donald broke his shoulder tripping over his own feet while attempting to run away. Cathy’s husband Jeff was unharmed as he had the smarts to stay seated inside their automobile safely. His heroic horn-honking saved the day as it spooked the bison.

The animal assailant remains at large.

What we have here is another bloody example of people failing to understand that animals just don’t like us. While this young white woman (in the video, not above pic) and her wonderfully jiggly rack could be scoring free Margaritas at the local bar, she has instead opted to face-off (no pun intended) with an alligator while visiting an alligator wrestling school in Colorado.

See what happens:

Fortunately, only the woman’s face is torn during the attack. Her succulent breasts remained unharmed. I’m no doctor, but losing her ta-tas would have meant a lifetime of buying her own drinks.

Remember, folks, when vacationing, just stick to amusement parks and museums. If you’re out of the country, just go shopping—buy some pottery or gum from a brown person’s emaciated child.

Fishermen Steve McEwan, 50, and Craig Adams, 45, were nearly tossed into the St. Mary river at the Shady Camp barrage during a fishing expedition in the Northern Territory when a 13-foot salt water croc nearly jumped inside their boat while attempting to steal Adam’s 2-foot barramundi catch (See picture above).

Croc with barramundi bass

The Territory river is known for being home to the largest concentration of crocodiles, approximately 523 (as of 2007). Last year an 11-year-old girl was gobbled up by a saltie as she swam in the river with friends. Despite warnings,  tourists continue to swim and fish in the river.

Croc bait at Shady Camp barrage.

To read about more stupid tourists and Aussie crocs, go here.

Sometimes, animals don’t want to kill you. They just want to embarrass your fat ass in front of many strangers.

Tourists visiting  the crocodile infested waters  of Australia have taken to posing for photos on top of crocodile traps. From bikini-clad girls to frat dudes to old nudists, people are coming out in droves to play Crocodile Hunter. Australian residents are annoyed with the visitors and are now referring to the croc-traps as moron traps.

Garry Lindner, a park ranger at Jim Jim Falls in Kakadu National Park, says:

Crocs are attracted to the bait in the traps, so it is extremely dangerous to fool around like this.

Well, at least we’ll have pictures when the carnage begins. Stay tuned.