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Lima, the 12-year-old Zebra that escaped from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus in Atlanta back in February, was sentenced to death this month for its crimes.

The monumental decision angered enemy conspirator group PETA, but brought a sense of closure to the motorists trapped in rush hour traffic during the 40-minute chase that would end with Lima’s capture on the Downtown Connector.

While statistics have shown that African equids are euthanized more frequently than white equids in the States, I do feel justice was served fairly.

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