This UK journalist was just trying to score some butt-sex from his girl when he worked up the cojones to step inside this lion’s lair. Stick to buckets of alcohol when courting women, guys. You’ve been warned. Now watch:

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This Thanksgiving Day weekend, don’t forget to give thanks that it’s the bird that’s dead and cooked. After all, it could have been you or your kids!

This happened in a residential neighborhood. They’re coming onto our turf!

Turkeys aren’t afraid of our technology!

Even bikers aren’t safe!

This is scarier than Paranormal Activity (and shot just as well)

Turkeys may appear goofy, but they are an aggressive bird that won’t think twice about pecking your eyes out!

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