While surfing the net for deals on ammo and interracial pornography, I came upon a YouTube video that just pissed me off. The clip is from an old Australian Geographic documentary called Shadow of the Shark and features shark “expert” Valerie Taylor hand feeding and PETTING a great white shark.

Taylor says in the video that she feels she has an understanding with the great white. It reminds me of ass-hat Timothy Treadwell whose understanding of grizzlys got him eaten by a bear he had named Mr. Chocolate, which coincidentally was also the name of the African-American gentleman in the porn I downloaded.

Take a look at this quack:

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Enemy conspirators PETA continue to campaign against Donkey Basketball. The decades-old practice is a crowd-pleaser and often used as a fund raising activity by high schools across the country. PETA, of course, finds D-Ball to be cruel and would rather have your children share their school’s 8-bit Commodore 64 with the other 65 students jammed into a single classroom.

Looks to me like PETA are the true jackasses here.

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