Comments for Animals Hate Us

Comment on Tiger Viciously Attacks Well-Meaning Family Man at Zoo! by Lana V

Lana V — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:43:53 +0000

What kind of a moron created this website? Not only animals, mate, people hate you as well! As for bible, who gives a damn what that ridiculous book say? They just want your money! The fact that humans have an opposable thumb does not give them rights to rule this planet!

Comment on Dog Rapes Grandmother! by luke

luke — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:08:02 +0000

LOOL

Comment on Screw PETA! We’d Rather Be Warm & Alive! by REPLENDENT QUETZAL

REPLENDENT QUETZAL — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 06:46:39 +0000

PETA are a bunch of stupid annoying pinheeads they must realy belive this evolution crap

Comment on ‘Ax Men’ Star Jesse Browning Loses Daughter to Pet Rottweiler Attack! by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:53:41 +0000

There had to be a three-week “investigation” before the killer dog was put down? Most parents — even ones who think it’s a good idea to keep vicious dogs in close proximity to their own children — would have popped a slug into that dog’s dome immediately after something like this happened. This guy’s a dumb-ass. Too bad it was a little kid who had to pay the bill for his idiocy.

Comment on Shoplifting Seagull Has Got Some Gall! by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:50:55 +0000

The original story leaves out the fact that local stoners have been feeding Sam the Seagull marijuana-laced brownies on a daily basis which leads to these avian munchies attacks. Folks, don’t share your weed with animals. It won’t lead to anything good.

Comment on Show Off Baboons Screw on Tourist’s Car! by Ranger John

Ranger John — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:12:28 +0000

LOL. Why would this man think you could help him, Crocodile Albo? That is some crazy shit … and gay.

Comment on Show Off Baboons Screw on Tourist’s Car! by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:54:41 +0000

Ranger John, years ago, when I working for a so-called “adult” publication owned by wheelchair-bound hillbilly millionaire, I received a letter from a reader who detailed his fondness for dressing up in women’s clothing and being sexually “submissive. He was hoping that I might be able to help him in his quest to locate a “trained, restrained baboon or chimp” that would sodomize him. Sadly, I did not. I never heard from this individual again, but, I’m guessing, if he ever did locate a simian to participate in his poorly-conceived plan, it did not end well. For him and the ape.

Comment on Pelican Attacks Hysterical Gay Weatherman in Australia! by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:03:18 +0000

Ranger John, it sounds like this weatherman is enjoying himself.

Comment on Endangered Parrot Rapes Man’s Head! by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:31:55 +0000

Kea parrots eating a sheep! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552×2YFjsw0&feature=related

Comment on Elephant Ejaculates Prematurely, Will Never Forget This Moment by Crocodile Albo

Crocodile Albo — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:27:17 +0000

The douchebags who taped this would not have been so blithely casual, I suspect, had the elephant turned his amorous attentions in their direction. Let’s not forget that a bull elephant in must is one of the most dangerous creatures on God’s green earth. You don’t want to know some of the horrific sights I witnessed when I was living in Bhutan and Northern India. I once saw a bull elephant break into a villager’s hut, forcibly rut all the occupants and then stomp them flat for what appeared to be the sheer joy of doing it. Yes, I could have dropped him with my trusty double-barreled elephant gun, but those villagers bugged me almost as much as the elephants did. Sometimes you just have to let nature take its course.