Animals Hate Us » Lions http://www.animalshateus.com And they're going to kill us. Wed, 27 Jul 2011 04:50:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Lion’s Kung-Fu is Better Than Martial Arts Teacher Kung-Fu! http://www.animalshateus.com/2010/02/01/lions-kung-fu-is-better-than-martial-arts-teacher-kung-fu/ http://www.animalshateus.com/2010/02/01/lions-kung-fu-is-better-than-martial-arts-teacher-kung-fu/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:04:57 +0000 Ranger John http://www.animalshateus.com/?p=190

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Martial arts teacher Gita Kolanad was no match for the young 400lb. lion brought in to pose with her for a magazine cover photo shoot.

Take a look:

Let’s be clear. This was no accident. There were many people in that room. The lion could have attacked anyone. But, he chose the martial artist. Why? Because animals are smart and will always target our strongest brothers and sisters.

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This UK journalist was just trying to score some butt-sex from his girl when he worked up the cojones to step inside this lion’s lair. Stick to buckets of alcohol when courting women, guys. You’ve been warned. Now watch:

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