Enemy conspirators PETA continue to campaign against Donkey Basketball. The decades-old practice is a crowd-pleaser and often used as a fund raising activity by high schools across the country. PETA, of course, finds D-Ball to be cruel and would rather have your children share their school’s 8-bit Commodore 64 with the other 65 students jammed into a single classroom.

Looks to me like PETA are the true jackasses here.

A donkey has made an ass out of three people who may have “provoked” it in Augusta, GA. At least that’s what the media would have you believe.

Real donkeys are not like the ones you see in Shrek movies or “Winnie the Pooh” cartoons. In the wild, donkeys are violent and mule-headed, and like to have sex with hookers in Tijuana.