GoDaddy.com CEO Bob Parsons has been getting a lot of grief from animal sympathizers over his recent elephant hunting expedition in the African  shithole country of Zimbabwe. A bull elephant responsible for destroying farmers’ crops was shot and killed by Parsons, who then posted video of his philanthropy online.

“America’s Got Talent” cohost Piers Morgan took time off from judging fire breathers and sword swallowers to attack Parsons for his actions. Parsons, however, does a great job of standing up to the self righteous wanker.

We applaud Mr. Parsons and hope he continues to slaughter those dumbos. As we reported before, studies have shown that elephants are quite capable of hatching evil plans against humans.

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Disturbing news from the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences journal. A study conducted at the Thai Elephant Conservation Center in Lampang, Thailand has revealed that these big ass Dumbos may not be all that dumb after all.

Twelve male and female elephants were observed in an experiment designed to gauge their intelligence and ability to cooperate  with each other to reach a common goal. The results have given animal scientists major hard-ons, but should serve as a warning to regular folks like us.

Sure, today they work together as a team to get some tasty corn. But, what happens when they set their sight on our land and our women? Be afraid, friends.

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I am not an animal sympathizer, but what male has not experienced this in their life? And, you know how elephants are with memory. That bitch is never gonna let him forget about this.

That said, this is another example as to why parents should never allow their kids to visit the zoo.

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