What we have here is another bloody example of people failing to understand that animals just don’t like us. While this young white woman (in the video, not above pic) and her wonderfully jiggly rack could be scoring free Margaritas at the local bar, she has instead opted to face-off (no pun intended) with an alligator while visiting an alligator wrestling school in Colorado.

See what happens:

Fortunately, only the woman’s face is torn during the attack. Her succulent breasts remained unharmed. I’m no doctor, but losing her ta-tas would have meant a lifetime of buying her own drinks.

Remember, folks, when vacationing, just stick to amusement parks and museums. If you’re out of the country, just go shopping—buy some pottery or gum from a brown person’s emaciated child.

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