We’re Back Because Animals Still Hate Us & Are Still Trying to Kill Us! Minister Struck by Lightning & Mauled by Black Bear in North Carolina!
Jul 062010

Bruin

The good folks in West Milford, New Jersey almost missed out on celebrating our country’s independence yesterday thanks to one of nature’s most dangerous killing machines: a mama bear.

The female bruin had already attacked two people before it ambushed a hiker and his dog on June 24 in Norvin Green State Park. Fortunately, only the dog was injured during the attack and the man was able to run away.

Wildlife officials closed off the park and postponed the town’s fireworks display while they hunted the 188 lbs. beast.

The bear was finally caught on the evening of July 1st as it broke into a chicken coop at a house in West Milford. It was then discovered that she had three 6-month old cubs.

Department of Environmental Protection spokesman Lawrence Ragonese said:

We had two previous aggressive incidents with this bear, and when it was caught it was being aggressive again. It was euthanized.

Fourth of July festivities were allowed to proceed as scheduled much to the delight of the good people of West Milford.

Of course, I worry for those good people. The failure to execute the bruin’s baby cubs means they will grow into killers hellbent on avenging their dead mother.

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