
Jesse Browning may be a star on the History Channel’s “Ax Men” reality show, but he sure as fuck isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. The famous logger’s love for dangerous dogs has delivered a fatal blow to his family.
Browning lost his 4-year-old stepdaughter on Feb. 28 when she was mauled to death by his pet rottweiler Cornelia, a 3-year-old, 80-pound female, at their home in Astoria, Oregon.
Criminal charges were not filed against Browning, but Cornelia and a 17-month-old, 104-pound rottie named Junior were euthanized following a three week investigation.
Clatsop County Sheriff Tom Bergin said:
We couldn’t absolutely say [Junior] hadn’t been involved, so for the family and local rules and state rules everybody just figured that would be the best thing [safetywise] to do, so both were put down.
This isn’t the first time one of Brownings dogs has attacked someone. Four months ago, another of his rottweilers attacked a family member and was also put down. Time to get a cat, genius.
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There had to be a three-week “investigation” before the killer dog was put down? Most parents — even ones who think it’s a good idea to keep vicious dogs in close proximity to their own children — would have popped a slug into that dog’s dome immediately after something like this happened. This guy’s a dumb-ass. Too bad it was a little kid who had to pay the bill for his idiocy.