Feb 182010
If you’ve been a loyal reader of this site, you know by now that animals hate us and want to kill us. But, did you know they also want to make us look sexually inferior to our mates?
When was the last time you fucked your partner on a moving vehicle?
Just listen to how the women in the car react. These baboons just showed up their boyfriends.
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Ranger John, years ago, when I working for a so-called “adult” publication owned by wheelchair-bound hillbilly millionaire, I received a letter from a reader who detailed his fondness for dressing up in women’s clothing and being sexually “submissive. He was hoping that I might be able to help him in his quest to locate a “trained, restrained baboon or chimp” that would sodomize him. Sadly, I did not. I never heard from this individual again, but, I’m guessing, if he ever did locate a simian to participate in his poorly-conceived plan, it did not end well. For him and the ape.
LOL. Why would this man think you could help him, Crocodile Albo? That is some crazy shit … and gay.