Like women, homosexual males are notorious for being animal sympathizers. It’s easy to understand why. Gay men don’t hunt for sport or food. They don’t protect women from rodents and creepy crawlies. In most cases, the only animal they come in contact with are poodles and the chihuahuas they carry in their purses.

But, a recent animal-on-human attack may change their outlook. Many of you have probably seen or heard about the attack on the news. Australian weatherman and raging homosexual Steve Jacobs was attacked during his broadcast by a giant pelican.

Take a look:

Judging by Jacob’s hysterical cackling, he is obviously in shock. Let’s hope he and other gay people will start to see that animals hate us and want to kill us.

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