http://www.animalshateus.com/2010/01/12/elephant-ejaculates-prematurely-will-never-forget-this-moment/ And they're going to kill us. Mon, 09 Jan 2012 04:47:21 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.animalshateus.com/2010/01/12/elephant-ejaculates-prematurely-will-never-forget-this-moment/comment-page-1/#comment-39 Crocodile Albo Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:27:17 +0000 http://www.animalshateus.com/?p=171#comment-39 The douchebags who taped this would not have been so blithely casual, I suspect, had the elephant turned his amorous attentions in their direction. Let's not forget that a bull elephant in must is one of the most dangerous creatures on God's green earth. You don't want to know some of the horrific sights I witnessed when I was living in Bhutan and Northern India. I once saw a bull elephant break into a villager's hut, forcibly rut all the occupants and then stomp them flat for what appeared to be the sheer joy of doing it. Yes, I could have dropped him with my trusty double-barreled elephant gun, but those villagers bugged me almost as much as the elephants did. Sometimes you just have to let nature take its course. The douchebags who taped this would not have been so blithely casual, I suspect, had the elephant turned his amorous attentions in their direction. Let’s not forget that a bull elephant in must is one of the most dangerous creatures on God’s green earth. You don’t want to know some of the horrific sights I witnessed when I was living in Bhutan and Northern India. I once saw a bull elephant break into a villager’s hut, forcibly rut all the occupants and then stomp them flat for what appeared to be the sheer joy of doing it. Yes, I could have dropped him with my trusty double-barreled elephant gun, but those villagers bugged me almost as much as the elephants did. Sometimes you just have to let nature take its course.

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