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Dec 062009

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This gamekeeper at Murchison Falls National Park in Uganda meant no harm to the 3 ton hippo that grazed on the grass nearby. In fact, the unassuming lad attempted to walked discreetly past the animal. But, unlike what the folks at Milton Bradley would have you believe, this hungry hippo was in no mood to play nice. The behemoth immediately gave chase.

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Despite their enormous size, hippos can easily outrun humans and are one of the world’s most aggressive creatures. A hippo’s jaws can bite a crocodile in half.

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Hippo attacks on humans and boats are common. If this man had not been black, he most likely would not have escaped the jaws of death.

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2 Responses to “Hungry, Hungry Hippo Doesn’t Play Nice!”

  1. Crocodile Albo says:

    You’ll notice the shoes the gamekeeper is wearing. Wingtips. And he outran a charging hippo. Get this kid a coach and some decent running shoes and he’s a gold medalist. The hippo? Well, it doesn’t have time for such nonsense. There are humans to attack.

  2. Girard says:

    Oh man, this article is fucked up. LOL.

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