Twilight star Christian Serratos is the latest misguided Hollywood actress to go nude for PETA’s ongoing “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. Now, I enjoy masturbating looking at the 19-year-old’s tush as much as the next guy, but I fear her naivete is going to cause many of her young fans to catch a cold or, at least, a very bad chill.
Animal fur keeps our bodies warm and our circulation pumping. During extreme weather conditions, an animal’s thick coat can save a person from getting hypothermia. In fact, that’s how Han Solo rescued Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back–by slitting open a Tauntaun and taking refuge inside of it.
I respect Serratos for encouraging young girls to get naked for any stupid reason, but I can’t support her belief that animals should be spared from their duty to feed and clothe us. And, let’s not forget, animals hate us and want to kill us. It may be fashionable to say “I’d rather go naked than wear fur,” but I would ask Serratos and her Hollywood ilk: would you rather go faceless than wear fur?
"I'd rather have a face."
Charla Nash (pictured above) had her face and hands ripped off by a chimp that her friend and boss kept as a family pet. It seems that the cuter the animal is the more people fail to see its killer instinct. Celebrities like Serrantos and glamor model Keeley Hazell would have you believe that furry animals are victims of our vanity. But, that’s not the case. Today, it’s a chimp attack. Tomorrow, it could very well be a baby seal or a white fox that gnaws someone’s head off.
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Would you be comfortable in your own skin if you were missing your head? Animals are not your friends. They are, however, delicious when cooked and cozy when worn.
This “Today Show” clip takes an in-depth look at the chimp that mauled Nash. This monkey knew what he was doing. Watch and learn:
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Speaking of chimps, you should really look into the mystery of what happened to “Moe,” the chimp whose buddy monkeys attacked and severely mutilated Moe’s owner at a chimp rescue center near Bakersfield a couple years ago. Moe was shipped off to California’s Inland Empire where he escaped into the foothills near Devore. No trace of him was ever found. Given a chimp’s propensity to violence, it seems unlikely coyotes brought him down. And chimps are smart, so I’m guessing he was able to find food and water. So what happened to Moe? I suspect he moved into a vacant house — maybe one that was in foreclosure — and is living comfortably (and possibly unnoticed) by his human neighbors. Unnoticed, that is, until that chimp switch is flipped and he goes on a typical chimp rampage. Find Moe, Ranger John. Please. Before it’s too late.
PETA are a bunch of stupid annoying pinheeads they must realy belive this evolution crap