Nov 292009

Tourists visiting the crocodile infested waters of Australia have taken to posing for photos on top of crocodile traps. From bikini-clad girls to frat dudes to old nudists, people are coming out in droves to play Crocodile Hunter. Australian residents are annoyed with the visitors and are now referring to the croc-traps as moron traps.

Garry Lindner, a park ranger at Jim Jim Falls in Kakadu National Park, says:
Crocs are attracted to the bait in the traps, so it is extremely dangerous to fool around like this.
Well, at least we’ll have pictures when the carnage begins. Stay tuned.

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Come spring, I’m buildin’ me one of them there moron traps! Them Aussie girls are purty … and they seem DUMB. Corn squeezings, bikini gals and swamp water. That’s all you need for a good weekend ’round these parts. Heck, we ain’t even got no crocs hereabouts, but it looks like the traps is the main thing for baggin’ them ol’ gals. What is it that dead guy from the TV used to say? Crikey, mate!