A donkey has made an ass out of three people who may have “provoked” it in Augusta, GA. At least that’s what the media would have you believe.

Real donkeys are not like the ones you see in Shrek movies or “Winnie the Pooh” cartoons. In the wild, donkeys are violent and mule-headed, and like to have sex with hookers in Tijuana.

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