A donkey has made an ass out of three people who may have “provoked” it in Augusta, GA. At least that’s what the media would have you believe.

Real donkeys are not like the ones you see in Shrek movies or “Winnie the Pooh” cartoons. In the wild, donkeys are violent and mule-headed, and like to have sex with hookers in Tijuana.

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Tourists visiting  the crocodile infested waters  of Australia have taken to posing for photos on top of crocodile traps. From bikini-clad girls to frat dudes to old nudists, people are coming out in droves to play Crocodile Hunter. Australian residents are annoyed with the visitors and are now referring to the croc-traps as moron traps.

Garry Lindner, a park ranger at Jim Jim Falls in Kakadu National Park, says:

Crocs are attracted to the bait in the traps, so it is extremely dangerous to fool around like this.

Well, at least we’ll have pictures when the carnage begins. Stay tuned.

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This UK journalist was just trying to score some butt-sex from his girl when he worked up the cojones to step inside this lion’s lair. Stick to buckets of alcohol when courting women, guys. You’ve been warned. Now watch:

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