Animals Hate Us! And They’re Trying to Kill Us! Lion Mauls U.K. Journalist In Front of Girlfriend!
Nov 272009

This Thanksgiving Day weekend, don’t forget to give thanks that it’s the bird that’s dead and cooked. After all, it could have been you or your kids!

This happened in a residential neighborhood. They’re coming onto our turf!

Turkeys aren’t afraid of our technology!

Even bikers aren’t safe!

This is scarier than Paranormal Activity (and shot just as well)

Turkeys may appear goofy, but they are an aggressive bird that won’t think twice about pecking your eyes out!

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2 Responses to “Thanksgiving: Better Them Than Us!”

  1. Crocodile Albo says:

    You know that weird protuberance above the turkey’s beak has a name? It’s called a snood.

  2. Ranger John says:

    You are a wealth of knowledge, Crocodile Albo! We must go hunting sometime!

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