Animals hate us and they’re trying to kill us. We build malls on their land, shit in their ocean, pollute their sky, take their fur and, in a vulgar display of power, even make some of them wear costumes and cute little sweaters.

Animals hate us and they’re trying to kill us. And, it’s not just the ugly ones or those with scales. It’s not just the big cats of the Serengeti and the sharks in the sea or the bears in the forest. It’s also the dog you walk, the cat in the tree, the birds overhead, the funny little monkeys at the exotic pet store, the hamster in the wheel, the goats at the petting zoo, even the fish in the bowl.

Animals hate us and they’re trying to kill us. Repeat it to yourself. Learn the facts. Animal attacks on humans are on the rise. It’s us against them. We must prepare ourselves for what’s to come. The first step is information. This blog will document all the crimes against humanity orchestrated by the animals.  We will not rest until every animal is behind bars.

Animals hate us and they’re trying to kill us. They are not your friends.  They don’t want to be your pets. They may be cute. They may be fluffy. But, remember: The only good animal is a barbecued one.

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